The lore
He woke up like this. Every single day.
Hairicorn was supposed to be majestic. Golden horn, flowing mane, the full fairy-tale package. Then the humidity hit.
Now his rainbow mane points straight at the sky, he has snapped 412 combs, and the desert wind only makes it bigger. He still brushes every morning. He refuses to give up.
$HAIRICORN is for everyone holding through a bad hair day. The hair goes up. So do we.
Mane height: ∞
Combs broken: 412
Hair days, good: 0